My Signs of Motherhood

I know I'm a mom now because...

::when peed on, I don't even bother wiping it off...I just air dry
::the washing machine has doubled its value
::taking a shower is like taking a vacation
::all I want to do is stare at my baby (all day long)
::dressing up Baby is way more fun than dressing up Barbie
::if we get out the door within thirty minutes of our goal time, we celebrate a victory
::shopping is no longer a hop in, hop out kinda thing
::I no longer sleep between 12 and 2 am. Why, Baby, why?
::everything is always wet: baby's butt, baby's shirt, my shirt-anything within 3 feet of baby and me
::my left hand is now just as coordinated as my right
::the baby swing is my new favorite piece of furniture
::my phone and I are no longer attached at the waist
::when Peter comes home after an extended leave and by extended leave I mean 1 hour, it's like I can breathe again
::my blog has taken a serious hit